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    Senior Member KING Nomad nomad's Avatar
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    Unhappy Prostate Exam.

    After my recent Prostate Exam, which was the most thorough I've ever had, the Doctor left and the nurse came in.

    As she shut the door, she asked me a question I didn't want to hear.

    She said,"Who Was That Guy?"
    SEE MY ALBUM

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    You should have figured something was wrong considering you went in for an ear problem.

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    Our old family doctor died last year and we had to find another - which isn't easy when you're on Medicare. Ended up with a women doctor. Very uncomfortable for the annual hernia check/cough and old rectal probe with a room full of women. I think it's only going to get worse with age.
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    Well Dan, I gave up being shy about anything many, many years ago.

    Hell, in some ways I would guess it would be worse for them.

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    I actually prefer being examined by a woman doctor.

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    That's what I've been trying to tell myself. After 30 years with the same family doc it's just an adjustment.
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    I've had a women doctor for the last ten years. Smaller finger is a big plus.
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    Smaller finger????

    Okay, I need a new doctor. Mine sticks his head up there and looks around.

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