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    Smile Wal-Mart Wines are coming....

    Walmart announced that sometime in 3rd Q 2018 it will begin offering customers a newdiscount item; Walmart's own brand of wine.

    The world's largest retail chain is rumored to be teaming up with Ernest & Julio GalloWinery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable price in the $2 to $5 range.

    Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to put a bottle of the Walmart brand into theirshopping carts, but 'There is a market for inexpensive wine,' said Kathy Micken,
    professorof marketing at University of Arkansas, Bentonville, 'However, branding will be very important.'

    Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Walmartwine brands and varieties.

    The top surveyed names in order of popularity were:


    10. Chateau Traileur Parc
    9. White Trashfindel
    8. Big Red Gulp
    7. World Championship Riesling
    6. NASCARbernet
    5. Chef Boyardeaux
    4. Peanut Noir
    3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar
    2. Grape Expectations
    1. Nasti Spumante

    The beauty of Walmart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).
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    This is an Arkansas hillbilly joke right? Isn't it? OK - maybe not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanEC View Post
    This is an Arkansas hillbilly joke right? Isn't it? OK - maybe not.
    DanEC, I am certain that the announcement is factual. It was Posted on the Internet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Silverback View Post
    And Nomad would never, ever lie to us.
    Well,

    I may not always make sense,

    but when I do,

    I don't.
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