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    Senior Member KING Nomad nomad's Avatar
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    My Annual Check-up was today.

    I just had a medical check up at my Doctor's.





    The results were not good,



    During my check-up I asked the Doctor - "Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life then?"


    He replied, "I doubt it somehow, Mercury is in Uranus right now."


    I said, "I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense.?


    He replied, "Neither do I, my thermometer just broke.?
    SEE MY ALBUM

    "When I find the time, I'm going to sit down and write the social history of bourbon."



    "She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up"

    My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.

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    Be sure to warn your boyfriend before he packs your fudge.

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