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Thread: My Annual Check-up was today.

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    Senior Member KING Nomad nomad's Avatar
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    Jun 2011
    Hornby Island, British Columbia, Canada

    My Annual Check-up was today.

    I just had a medical check up at my Doctor's.

    The results were not good,

    During my check-up I asked the Doctor - "Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life then?"

    He replied, "I doubt it somehow, Mercury is in Uranus right now."

    I said, "I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense.?

    He replied, "Neither do I, my thermometer just broke.?

    "When I find the time, I'm going to sit down and write the social history of bourbon."

    "She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up"

    My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.

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    GROUCHY FUC***G OLD APE Silverback's Avatar
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    Jan 2011
    Prescott AZ. Far from the Festering Crap Hole
    Be sure to warn your boyfriend before he packs your fudge.

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