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    Senior Member KING Nomad nomad's Avatar
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    Hornby Island, British Columbia, Canada

    Angry Health Farm.

    I have a dilemma of gargantuan proportions, I need help from some good friends, as I have none of them I'll have to seek guidance from you bunch of reprobates and misfits.

    My child bride wants me to take her to a health farm, yes a bastard health farm, costs a fortune and they want you to do stuff I don't want to do (not unlike marriage)
    So do I..

    A. Kill her
    B. Kill myself
    C. Spontaneously combust
    D. Shag the woman next door and cause a massive row
    E. Actually go to the heath farm and endure the pain

    I appreciate your concern and all donations will be gratefully accepted and spent on Boubon.

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    you are a man, i suppose, so not E.
    If i may believe Silver , you don't even have doors in your neighbourhood, so D is not possible.
    If you care for us , you would have done B a long time ago , so i don't see that happen now .
    I don't see A happen, more , she would kill you in a fight .Being sober is a great advantage.

    My answer is C ….and Bourbon is flammable.

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    Administrator Ron77's Avatar
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    No, No, No, pretend to be a man and do E. The coffee enemas and massages with a baseball bat would do wonders for your disposition.


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    Senior Member Carlewms's Avatar
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    Bribe Silverback with some bananas to go in your place ... apes would probably enjoy it plenty and it would only cost you a few ripe bananas.
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    "Please Mr. Custer I don't wanna go."
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    GROUCHY FUC***G OLD APE Silverback's Avatar
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    Prescott AZ. Far from the Festering Crap Hole
    Well since I really don't like you and would like to see you as miserable as possible I'm going with "E".

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