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    Exclamation I'll be teaching classes for women at the adult learning center in the new year.

    REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By December 31, 2018

    NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .

    Class 1: Up in Winter, Down in Summer – How to Adjust a Thermostat Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs. beginning at 7:00 PM.
    Class 2: Which Takes More Energy – Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 PM for 2 hours.
    Class 3: Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?–Group Debate. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 AM for 2 hours.
    Class 4: Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase–Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
    Class 5: Curling Irons–Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
    Class 6: How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
    Class 7: Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos? Open Forum .. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
    Class 8: Health Watch–They Make Medicine for PMS – USE IT! Three nights; Monday , Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
    Class 9: How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim. Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday’s noon , 2 hours.
    Class 10: Learning to Live–How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield . Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.
    Class 11: How to Shop by Yourself. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
    Class 12: I Was Wrong and He Was Right!–Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
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    A much needed life skills curriculum. I commend you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevins View Post
    A much needed life skills curriculum. I commend you!
    Thanks Kevins.

    It'll get me out of our hovel,

    and it's bourbon money.
    SEE MY ALBUM

    "When I find the time, I'm going to sit down and write the social history of bourbon."



    "She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up"

    My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.

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    You do realize Nomad that you will be wanting to kill yourself after the first few weeks.

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    How about after the first class!!

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    That is a good lesson plan. Good luck and let us know how it works out.

    Ron
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    Death wish
    The one line never heard in Heaven "Gee! I wish I had spent a little more time in the office."

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    By far, Nomad's best post even!!! He's truly brilliant. Such useful life lessons
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    This is not shaping up well.

    I set the enrollment level at 8 because of the complexity of the Course.

    After a full week, I only have 1 person signed up.

    It's my old weird Uncle Grover,

    and trust me,

    I don't want to be left alone in a room with him.

    If any of youse guys wanna sign up your wives,

    it could be a win/win.

    I get some bourbon monies,

    and you rid your hovel of your wife for a few hours.
    SEE MY ALBUM

    "When I find the time, I'm going to sit down and write the social history of bourbon."



    "She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up"

    My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.

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    Sign up my senior bride? Hell, you can just have and keep her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silverback View Post
    Sign up my senior bride? Hell, you can just have and keep her.
    Have her????

    I've already had her.

    Three times.
    SEE MY ALBUM

    "When I find the time, I'm going to sit down and write the social history of bourbon."



    "She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up"

    My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.

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    GROUCHY FUC***G OLD APE Funding Member Silverback's Avatar
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    Damn, twice more than I have.

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