Positive Attitude.
He realized that he was obviously in a life-threatening situation.
The nurse gave him a serious, deep look, straight into his eyes.
Knowing he was a fighter pilot, she spoke to him softly, slowly and clearly, enunciating each word and syllable, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."
Somehow he managed to mumble a reply, “Can I feel your tits, then?"
And that, my friend, is a POSITIVE ATTITUDE!
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"When I find the time, I'm going to sit down and write the social history of bourbon."
"She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up"
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
If I can't feel it, can I at least see and smell it?
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